dogs & cat

[gus danger]

When I was a kid we lived near a ranch and there were always horses along the fenceline. We used to ride them bareback just holding on to the mane!
It was a blast as I recall!
Here's a dog joke for you. [img]graemlins/dog.gif[/img]
Question: What do you call a dog with no legs?
Answer: Doesn't matter, he isn't coming!
More later,
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[Free Spirit]

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LOL Gus, I like that one. Here's another one!
Why Don't Blind People Like to Sky Dive?
Because it scares the hel* out of the dog. [img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]

Team Cat1

[gus danger]

LOL too TC1 [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img] check this:
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
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Gus

[charlie c]

Hey, Gus and Team cat what "corn balls" lol. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Team cat it's time to feature "Uncle Gus's corn" on your diner menu!
Have a great weekend folks.

[gus danger]

A dog-gone good idea charlie [img]graemlins/idea.gif[/img]
The special of the day could be:
Buy two 'Uncle Gus's Corn Dogs' and get the 'Creative Juice' of your choice free! I loved the 'TeamCat Grape' yesterday. Think I'll go with the 'charlie c Orange' this morning and the 'Lancelot Punch' tomorrow. LOL [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
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Gus

[Free Spirit]

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OK Gus tomorrow's menu uncle Gus's corn dogs,charlie c's cheeze fries and Lancelot with the creative juice.LOL
Here's another joke for you!WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?

THE LOCATION OF THE DIRT BAG. [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]

[gus danger]

TC1 that is soooooo funny! LOL [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
How about this:
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"
A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"
"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir."
"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the h*ll kind of dog do you have?"
"Sir," answered the little man, "It's a four week old puppy."
"Bull!" roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my Doberman?"
"It appears that he choked on it, sir." [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img]

I almost choked on my corn dog when I first heard that one!
More later
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GD

[EllaNoise]

I have a monkey
His name is Fred
He loves ballons
Blue, yellow and red

He likes bananas
But I feed him ice cream
Sometimes I pull his tail
Just to hear him scream

When he gets hot
He knows how to get cool
Coz he thinks my bathtub
Is his private swimming pool

... A silly little poem I wrote for my step daughter... it makes her smile...Everyone needs to smile once in a while...Peace

[gus danger]

I like your poem a lot EllaNoise and what you said about smiles too [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Q: How do you fix a broken chimp?
A: With a monkey wrench!
More later,
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GD

[NewYorkJettster]

GREAT one Gus! LOL... - NYJ - [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]